Im An Eduardo Fictive And Very Gay

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Body is over 18 and Latino.

Art Tag is: #my art

Hi this is the Twilight Zone system, here’s the list of us:

☢️ Eddie/Eduardo/Raph/Raphael/Duck: he/him thon/thons, host, gay ass trans man (man in the flavor sense. Schrödinger’s man if you will), 99% of the time I’m the one posting like I am rn. Splitroject. Fictive of Eduardo eddsworld; Raphael (Rottmnt, 2012, and unfortunately the live action Michael Bay movies.); and duck DHMIS. Adult, 20-30. Dating @melodromacy (The residence system)

👻 Myra: she/they local lesbian and only woman so far, if u see us reblog posts for wlw that’s for her. Non-introject, they just kinda exist. Adult.

😈 Lucy/Lucifer/Satan/Nick: “any pronouns you want ;)”, gendafluid, bisexual, splitroject. Introject of satan from da bible, and fictive of Nick from All saints street. Adult.

🩰 Mark: he/him (for now), gay Trans guy. If u see ballet related stuff, it’s for him. Professional ballet dancer, gay ass. Fictive of mark eddsworld. Adult, Same age as me.

🧜‍♂️ Jon: all pronouns. Every single one. Same gender wise. Every gender he sees she grows stronger. Bisexual. Fictive of Jon eddsworld. Same age as me.

🪞Mirror/Matt: He/Him, IDK what’s going with him, he doesn’t have. A face. Fictive of Matt eddsworld, but a specific au previous host had made with an ex-friend. Can’t speak verbally, but communicates with emojis. He’s neat. Adult, a few centuries old, I think?

🚀Tord: He/Him ig, cis guy? Idk he’s just chilling. Definitely bi. Fictive of Tord eddsworld. Toxic trait: calls too many women milfs. Adult, around my age.

🕒Tony: He/him ??? This is a fucking clock. He’s flatter than a white man’s ass. He’s a fictive of Tony the clock from DHMIS and I have thrown him like a Frisbee several times. He’s a cunt. I don’t hate him, I promise, but we commit acts of violence towards one another only before seen in rabid dogs. Adult. “As old as time” according to him.

🍾Tom: He/Him, Tom eddsworld fictive. Cis? Probably? Idk. He looks fully human he just acts very. Animalistic. This is a dog in a human body idk. Attracted to men. That’s all I know so far. Adult, Around my age?

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Anonymous asked:

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

damicantcope answered:

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

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this has broken me

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happy penis friday yall

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guess what day it is

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